{"id":5080,"date":"2016-09-17T20:10:49","date_gmt":"2016-09-18T03:10:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newsmolo.com\/EDC\/2019\/?p=5080"},"modified":"2025-11-20T20:12:47","modified_gmt":"2025-11-21T04:12:47","slug":"penis-flasher-at-local-gas-station-meets-his-match-runs-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.newsmolo.com\/EDC\/2019\/2016\/09\/17\/penis-flasher-at-local-gas-station-meets-his-match-runs-away\/","title":{"rendered":"Penis Flasher at Local Gas Station Meets His Match &#8211; Runs Away"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Deborahe Prock reported this morning that a Flasher at the Valero in Diamond Springs might have been insulted by her &#8220;Tri-Focals&#8221; response!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So I am still cracking up at the rude guy who helped me start off my day. Getting gas at the Valero in Diamond Springs. A guy says&#8230;&#8221;Hey Girl&#8221;, I turn around and he has his penis hanging out to which I said &#8220;Wow good thing I have trifocals I almost missed that little thing&#8221; he started dashing across the parking lot as I am yelling, &#8220;wait the internet has things for that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The guy at the next pump is like, &#8220;Hell NO that did not just happen&#8221;, the girl in the store called the police.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Guess I&#8217;m just getting too old, I felt sorry for the guy and laughed all day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Deborahe Prock reported this morning that a Flasher at the Valero in Diamond Springs might have been insulted<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[19],"tags":[],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","darknews-slider-full":"","darknews-featured":"","darknews-medium":"","darknews-medium-square":""},"author_info":{"display_name":"News MoLo","author_link":"http:\/\/www.newsmolo.com\/EDC\/2019\/author\/admin\/"},"category_info":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsmolo.com\/EDC\/2019\/News\/crime\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Crime<\/a>","tag_info":"Crime","comment_count":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.newsmolo.com\/EDC\/2019\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5080"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.newsmolo.com\/EDC\/2019\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.newsmolo.com\/EDC\/2019\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.newsmolo.com\/EDC\/2019\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.newsmolo.com\/EDC\/2019\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5080"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.newsmolo.com\/EDC\/2019\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5080\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5081,"href":"http:\/\/www.newsmolo.com\/EDC\/2019\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5080\/revisions\/5081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.newsmolo.com\/EDC\/2019\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.newsmolo.com\/EDC\/2019\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.newsmolo.com\/EDC\/2019\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}